Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah.
-Okay, good. ‘Cause I just was wondering,
’cause I under– Didn’t you just
get Lasik surgery? -I did.
How do you know that? [ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery,
which is a major surgery. -It i–
Yeah, but, um… [ Laughter ] I did, but I don’t —
I don’t even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?
I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great.
I really can see very well. -Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you
like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you
some pretty hard-core pills after you…
-Yeah. -…have a laser in your eye.
What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you’re saying —
So, post-surgery, you’re a little loopy?
You know? You have things on your eyes?
And — -What’s happening right now? [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ] -Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience “Oohs,” applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television? -Wait.
This is a world premiere. You got to check this out. [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift,
post-surgery. You were, like,
freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here’s Taylor at home
after her Lasik surgery. Video taken by her mom.
Take a look at this. This is real. -Okay, so, she found —
she found a snack. -That wasn’t the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can’t cry. That’s not supposed to be
what you’re doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I’m gonna
get the other one for you. Okay. -I wanted this one,
but what do we do with this now? -I’ll eat it.
I’ll eat it. It’s mine.
-But it doesn’t have a head. -Honey, it’s fine.
I don’t need a head. -Okay. I’m crying.
I’m fine. -Don’t —
You don’t want to cry. That’s not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn’t
go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don’t fall asleep
eating a banana, okay? -I’m not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t be mad.
Don’t be mad. Don’t be mad at me.
Don’t be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!
-I may have made some calls. -That’s on television.
-Me and your mom — [ Laughter ] You goes,
“This one doesn’t have a head. What are we gonna do with it?”
[ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch.
-Wait. She was kind enough
to drive me there but cruel enough to film it
and give it to you? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, that’s what — That’s what a good mom does.
-Ugh! -I love you, Mom! That’s what a good mom does. -I was —
You notice the — I had these goggles on,
which are really high fashion. But then they had
to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to cry. And just — Oh.
The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think,
over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom
thanks again for that. -Oh.
-She’s the best. -You know what?
I’m gonna tell her something. [ Laughter ] -Let’s talk
“Saturday Night Live.” You’re on “SNL.” You’re great
on “Saturday Night Live.” And you’re good at live. Last time I saw you was
at the “Time 100” — -I’m sorry. I can’t think
about anything else. [ Laughter ]
I had like — -Dude, it’s my favorite. We watched it in the office
like 20 times today. I’m like, “Oh, my God.”
[ Laughter ] “This is not real. I can’t
believe we have this footage.” You’re like, going like,
“But this is the wrong one. I wanted the other one.” You’re like, “What do we do
with this banana?” And she’s like,
“We’ll take care of it.” You go,
“But this doesn’t have a –” -“But its head is gone!”
[ Laughter ] -“It doesn’t have a head.”
Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute.
It made me laugh. -Well, okay.
So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago,
and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk — #DrunkTaylor was like
number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that. [ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know,
I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I’m
a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -“I’m a wizard.” Yeah.
-Like, really thinking like — -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing —
you’re dancing — -Yeah, but thinking about
the fact that that went as far as it did, and then
we’ve got this happening… [ Laughter ] -This would be — This is Lasik.
-…that you’ve done this now. -This is Lasik lover.
#LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.
Um, “SNL” — -I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed
that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don’t even know
how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number.
Like, how did — -Yeah, I asked
for your mom’s number. But, yeah,
we’ve been friends for years. -Oh, well, you know,
news to me. This is great.
[ Laughter ] -What — What songs
are you doing on “SNL”? Can you say?
Have you said? -Yeah, I’m fine with saying.
-You can? -I mean, I’ll tell —
Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic,
just ’cause it’s fun. But I’ll probably do “Lover.”
-Want to point at them? Ooh.
-I’ll do “Lover,” but in a way that I haven’t performed it
before, which — [ Cheers and applause ] And then I’m gonna do a song
that I have never performed before at all, live.
-Wow. -So…
-That’s a scoop! I’ll take that scoop. Taylor Swift, everybody.

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100 Replies to “Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery”

  1. I used to watch Jimmy Fallon a few times a week. I never watch him anymore though because of how he caved to pressure from the left and started trashing the man I voted for. I used to like him because he tried to laugh at everyone and make them feel good. But now he spends his time making fun of a guy I voted for and itโ€™s disrespectful towards a lot of Americans on the right side. Itโ€™s a shame

  2. This woman! Sheโ€™s has a hilarious outlook and Iโ€™m now clearly aware why she has such a loyal fan base. A true entertainer while so classy with a nerdy vibe. Have a lot to catch up on…

  3. i think taylor was deep down mad that she couldnt even have basic privacy. she tried to keep her surgery private and it still got out


  5. Synopsis:
    Taylor Swift tells her mom to record what she says after laser eye surgery. She then tells Jimmy Fallon to pretend like he got it from her mom, and she doesn't know he is about to show it. He shows it. It isn't funny. They pretend like it is hilarious. She pretends that she is surprised.

    There. Saved you 5 minutes.

  6. 3:38 When the crowd cheers, she makes the same face that she makes on the music video of Delicate, where she is making faces in the mirror.

  7. She's just so cute…like how can people NOT love her…damn bruh….Taylor is on the list of ma Queens…. #Blackpink #Somi #Taylor and #Ariana love em so much.

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  9. I feel so so bad for this, for some people they don't really like to expose their insecurities, and i watch her, she looks so fragile yet people making a fun of it. This is so mean and horrible for making a high ratings, and they just do whatever they want. I am her fans and i am so mad for this stupid show๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

  10. I believe that he watch it more than 20 times a day he can remember every words she said in a vdo

  11. This video made me almost stop disliking her…(not that anybody cares)…if it was 100 before, now it's only 10. She needs more humanizing moments like this…

  12. I'm feeling bad for her… what kind of mum does that? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Taylor talking about the party and she being drunk
    Jimmy : yeah, I saw that
    Taylor : "No shit, Sherlock, of course you did"

  13. Right. Like 15 people didn't have to approve this before she was "embarrassed on Jimmy Fallon" without any prior knowledge.

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