(audience laughing) – We gotta pull over at night at a gas station. My biggest fear, getting murdered… (audience laughing) at a gas station, pumping gas. ‘Cause we all have our gas stations that we go to. It’s your primary one, you go there and that’s your one. When you go outta your neighborhood and
– So anyways … we almost have our first kid in an Uber, and despite that, our second baby was born in the lobby of our apartment building. (audience laughing) Guys, I know you’re judging me right now. Like, how could you have your baby born in the lobby of your apartment building after what
– Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It’s all about location, location, location. (audience laughing) I popped out here. Like anybody brown, we popped out here. We made it. We’re the rappers that made it. (audience cheering) What’s wild is I never even knew how the whole “X-Men Origins” story went down.
Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers