Whoa. Macaulay Culkin looks worse than I thought. [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ] You know, last year, we did Bieber, and now it’s Rob Lowe. Who’s next — Flo, the Progressive Lady? [ Laughter ] David, thanks for taking time away from waiting for Sandler to write “Grown Ups 3” to be here. [
Hey, guys. It’s, uh, time for some stand-up. I saw this next comic. I thought she was very funny. I asked her to come do a tight five for us. Please welcome Rachel Mac. (cheering and applause) Hello. I am Rachel Mac. I lost my virginity when I was 25, and after it happened, I
El Chapo’s wife is in talks to join a VH1 show called Cartel Crew. Brunch just got a lot more dangerous. That should be their real thing. -Yeah. -Yeah. I should send it to ’em. -Uh, what do we think of this? -KIRKMAN: Okay. First of all, I’ve never done cocaine. My whole life, my
So, guys, uh, I saw a really funny comedian the other night. I asked him to come on and do a tight five for you. I think you’ll like him. Uh, please welcome Brian Simpson. -(applause and cheering) -♪ ♪ Yeah. I don’t, uh… I don’t help people when their pets go missing. (laughter) No.
Hi, I’m Jeff Ross, the roast master general, we’re about to play, who’s getting roasted? The game is very simple. We’ll review some of the best burns from roast pass and I’m going to guess who the fuck it was about. After each guess, we’ll watch the clip, reveal the answer and relive some of