Hello Hippos! I’m manniac and today I draw my life. My story began many years ago, somewhere on the edge of a disc. That was at the time when the earth was still flat, and people lived in villages and brought their youngest sons as sacrifices to appease grumpy gods. Well, you know village life.
– HEY, MARTHA. – YOU’RE A BUNCH OF LITTLE SCHOOL GIRLS. – YEAH, WE REALLY ARE. WE’RE UP TO NO GOOD. WE’RE UP TO MISCHIEF AND– ARE YOU PUTTING GLASSES ON? – I’M PUTTING GLASSES ON. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE. – NO, YOU BETTER WEAR GLASSES, ‘CAUSE WE’RE GONNA USE ELECTRIC DRILLS. – I’M
>>WITCHCRAFT CAN BE A WICKED THING, JOHN PROCTOR.>>HE CANNOT HIDE HIS SINS ANY MORE.>>HE HAS HIS GOODNESS NOW. I SHALL NOT TAKE IT FROM HIM.>>GOD REST HIS SOUL. ♪♪♪>>OH, HEY. WE JUST FINISHED OUR HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE OF “THE CRUCIBLE.” >>AND WE DIDN’T MESS UP AT ALL.>>SO NOW IT’S TIME TO GET NASTY AT THE
Please welcome Nikki Glaser Nikki Glaser Nikki Glaser David Spade, the host with the most… step stools in your apartment. [ Laughter ] David, you’ve seriously influenced so many female comics’… haircuts. [ Laughter ] Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince …the prince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you
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Look, I’ll hold it, I’ll show it up to you. So, this is the way I drew it. He’s called spot. (laughs) (Computer Voice) Can you draw a picture of what you think thinks look like? (Tommy) Drawing for me is sort of a weird thing. I mean, everything in my world is three dimensional.
WANDA SYKES>>NOBODY LIKES TO ADMIT THEIR MISTAKES, MAN. NOBODY. THEN WE FIND ALL THESE ENRON GUYS, ALL THESE CEO’S ROBBING EVERYBODY BLIND, MAN. YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU, THAT STOCK MARKET, BOY. THAT’S WHY I GOT OUT. I GOT OUT THE MARKET. I CALLED MY BROKER. I WAS LIKE, “HEY, PUT ALL MY MONEY IN
– Hi, I’m stand up comedian and actor, Charles Gould. You may recognize me from my many roles as creepy guy, creepy guy, and Jew. I have a few anxieties, like I’m not young anymore, I guess. I didn’t hit him did I? I’m I being a baby? And like 50% of American men, I’m
OKAY, STAND UP FOR ME SIR. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.>>HARRY, I’M FROM TEXAS.>>James: HI, HARRY, HOW IS IT GOING, ARE YOU GOOD.>>I’M GREAT YZ LOOK DOWN THE ROW, DO YOU WANT DO WIN THESE PEOPLE A POLIT OF $1500.>>YES.>>James: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE GOOD KNOWLEDGE IN YOUR HEAD.>>I BELIEVE SO.>>James:
Hey guys, it’s Shannon and today, I am going to be talking about the time someone got my art tattooed on their body Without asking me first now really quick I just want to say I just want to put a disclaimer out there that I am not upset with this person I’m not angry