Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?


[electronic music]
– WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent]
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU.
– I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT’S–IT’S
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT’S A NO. I’M SORRY. – NO. – ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH. – GUYS, YOU–YOU KNOW, I AIN’T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ’
OR NOTHIN’ LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. – THAT WAS VERY APPARENT,
AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. – Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA’S
ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. – IT’S NOT–
NOT REALLY RELEVANT. – BORN IN A COFFEE CAN
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT’S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT’S–THAT’S AWFUL,
BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO– – MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER
WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. – NOW IT’S A LIE.
– IT’S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT– – PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT
AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. – OH, I SEE WHAT’S GOING ON.
– WOW. – JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE–WE DO HAVE
OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN
VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME–NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I
COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. ‘CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN’T
GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. – JOSEPH… – JUST ONE LITTLE THING,
THOUGH. – DON’T DO IT, JOSEPH. – IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE.
– DON’T FINISH THAT SEN– – I GOT HEARING DAMAGE
IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH!
– AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE HAD–
HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. – JOSEPH.
– ‘CAUSE THE BRIDGE– – KEEP IT.
– 15-TON– – HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND GET OFF MY STAGE. – RA–RATED SIX. – JOE…
– THAT’S A BIG TRUCK. – SEPH.
OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? – OH, WHO IS THIS
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER,
WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. – JOSEPH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER. THERE’S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT’S GOING TO MAKE US
CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT
THERE, THAT’S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF
WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE’S HELP. – COME GET
YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – VEGAS!
– CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I’M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE.
I’M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

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19 Replies to “Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?”

  1. Wow! I never thought I would catch a video from this pair that wouldn't do anything for me. Oh well, the next one will make me laugh.

  2. With this golden ticket he might get d*ck surgery considering he lost his job and didnt get anything from his boss in his previous company.

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