Jenna Dewan, Nick Offerman and Lilly Perform Sexy Halloween Rap

Jenna Dewan, Nick Offerman and Lilly Perform Sexy Halloween Rap


-You may or may not know this,
but I love rap music, mostly because rappers
can make anything sound sexy, which is why it’s time
for one of my favorite segments, “Ho Up, The Glow Up!” [ Cheers and applause ] I ask my fans to send me a topic
that’s incredibly non-sexy, and the challenge is to turn
that topic into a sexy rap. Are we ready to try this? -Oh, yeah.
-So ready. -Should we give it a try?
Alright, let’s do it. DJ Daniel, what’s our topic? -Alright, your first non-sexy
topic is Q-tips. -Oh.
-Oh! Q — there’s nothing sexier
than Q-tips, first of all. I feel like this is real easy.
-For sure. -How about I start this off,
then you can help me out, yeah? -Alright.
-Yeah, okay. -Alright, DJ Daniel,
drop that beat. -Whoo!
-Whoo! -Should I get my… -♪ Doctor tells you not to do
it, but you can’t hear a sound ♪ ♪ You stick it in that hole ♪ ♪ And you swirl it around ♪ ♪ It might take a minute,
so just try to relax ♪ ♪ But when you’re done you can
play with your balls of wax ♪ -Oh! Oh, shoot. -♪ Q-tips, yeah, Q-tips ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-tips ♪ -♪ Nothing like the gentle touch
of a good cotton swab ♪ ♪ You got two fuzzy heads that
make my lady parts throb ♪ ♪ Of all the things medical,
you are the best ♪ ♪ Get in my mouth right now
for my DNA test ♪ ♪ -Q-tips,
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-tips ♪ ♪ Uh, Q-tips,
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-tips ♪ -♪ Love to get my fingers
’round your thin, hard rod ♪ ♪ Cardboard or plastic,
they go inside my bod ♪ ♪ When I push you in so far
that you start to bend ♪ ♪ With 500 to a box,
the pleasure never ends ♪ -Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] -Pre-existing conditions. -Strep throat cultures, baby. -Q-tips! [ Cheers and applause ] -Nailed it. Nailed it! Should we do one more?
Should we do one more? Let’s do one more.
Let’s do one more. Since it’s Halloween, let’s make it
a holiday-themed one. What’s our non-sexy
Halloween topic, Daniel? -Alright, your non-sexy
Halloween topic is pumpkins. -Oh, girl.
-Ooh! Pumpkins. I feel like you have a really
good relationship with pumpkins, so I feel like
you should start this one. -Oh.
-Get up there, Nick. Come on! Drop that fire! [ Cheers and applause ] DJ Daniel, drop that beat. -You’re gorgeous. ♪ [Bleep] I’m a man with urges ♪ ♪ I’m a man with needs ♪ ♪ Gonna reach inside you,
pumpkin ♪ ♪ Damn, you’re so
full of seeds ♪ ♪ With your orange insides
and your little brown stump ♪ ♪ Should’ve known you’d be sexy
with a name like Pump ♪ -Whoo! Jenna, get ’em. Get ’em.
-Okay. -♪ Uh, pumpkins,
p-p-p-p-pumpkins ♪ -♪ Gonna lay you on the table ♪ ♪ Now I’m ready to carve ♪ ♪ Gonna push inside of you
with something long and hard ♪ ♪ I’m the best you’ve ever had ♪ ♪ Yeah, I know it’s the truth ♪ ♪ I can tell by how you smile
with your little square tooth ♪ -♪ Pumpkins,
p-p-p-p-pumpkins ♪ -Yeah. -♪ Yeah, pumpkins,
p-p-p-p-pumpkins ♪ -♪ Got my fingers
in your insides ♪ ♪ You’re so drippy and soft ♪ ♪ Roll on over here, babe ♪ ♪ And jack-o’-lantern me off ♪ ♪ You smell so good ♪ ♪ You’re making me cry ♪ ♪ Get inside my hot oven ♪ ♪ Wanna taste your sweet pie ♪ -♪ Pumpkins,
p-p-p-p-pumpkins ♪ ♪ P-Pumpkins,
p-p-p-p-pumpkins ♪ -Ohh! -Can’t wait for you
to ride on my front porch. -Aw, damn, girl, I’m putting
a candle in you tonight. -Pumpkins!
-Pumpkins! [ Cheers and applause ] That was amazing. Give it up for Jenna Dewan
and Nick Offerman.

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95 Replies to “Jenna Dewan, Nick Offerman and Lilly Perform Sexy Halloween Rap”

  1. Finally really good content from this show! This segment is a keeper! (But please more lighting in the set, still too dark)

  2. Love love love love love ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

  3. Nick Offerman rapping, this is it, Tom has taken over him. Damn, never thought this day would come. Hilarious.

  4. Got my finger in your inside,
    your so drippy and soft
    Roll on over here babe
    And Jack-O-Lantern me off
    3:12 πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

  5. Lilly, I'm just…. LMFAO!!! I didn't know what to expect or how far you were all going to take those lyrics. But, this was hilarious, lol. Can't wait to see the full episode tonight πŸ˜€

  6. you are not african american you tri hard …so cringe omg i am embarrassed for you ..stop acting like your african american coz you are not …just a very very fake person

  7. Any view or opinion that differs from Lilly β€œlame” sing she says is hateful . Your a talenless entitled clueless racist who believes she is above and better than everyone. With this attitude Lilly your heading downhill girl . I hope you get the realization you desperately need before your cancelled.

  8. Most women are not funny. The last great female comedian we had was Joan Rivers. Rivers was the first woman in history to get her own late night show. She achieved that with talent and hard work. Lilly was handed her job simply because of her gender, sexual orientation, and ethnicity. That’s it. No talent. No intelligence. Nothing. Yet, she believes she’s irrationally hated by the public. Incredible.

  9. Well excuse me…pumpkins and q tips. I'll never look at them (pumpkins and q tips)the same again.🀣🀣🀣

  10. Only if I could like this video more thn once πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘……..

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